A fun work conversation...

and by fun, I mean within the first 20 seconds of the conversation, I realized I did not really want to be in the conversation.

Other guy:  "Hi Eric.  Do you know who I am?"

Eric:  "No, but I know what case you are calling about."

Other guy:  "Well let me start off by telling you who I am so you can understand why I'm a dick the majority of the time."

Eric:  ".......ok."

Needless to say, he was not the screaming type of a dick, instead he was the "I'm not your client, but I want you to do it my way" kind of a dick.  Jerk wad!